14 March, 2008

Man And Woman

Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance
Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy

Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair

Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage

Smart Boss + Smart Employee = Profits

Smart Boss + Dumb Employee = Production

Dumb Boss + Smart Employee = Promotion

Dumb Boss + Dumb Employee = Overtime

A man will pay $2.00 for a $1.00 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1.00 for a $2.00 item that she does not need.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

To be happy with a man, you must love him a little and understand him a lot.

To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

Women somehow deteriorate overnight.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting she won't change, but she does.

Married men live longer than single men, but married men are more willing to die.

Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument

**Although i feel, it is humiliating lady, any how, i still agree with the statement that show on my post....Ladies do change from time to time.
Sometimes, they change to be more understanding and mature...Tht's good
Sometimes, they like to mumble and speak every word that pass through their mind without thinking of the
consequences...Tht's bad

Gals out there, we need to be smart.....
In this case, we should use another way to mumble them....
show them the result, before "mumbling" to them....
and show them, u care for them, even it is before or after marriage.

Need example?
Hmmm.....let me think....
ok, got it....

Example
A hubby keep on smoking non-stop....
Q:What will a dumb lady will do?
A:Mumbling everyday, tell her husband, she had 1 friend's friend husband died of lung cancer, and convince her husband to stop smoking, EVERYDAY....

Q: What a smart lady will do?
A:Do some research, show him, the percentage that human who smoke could get how much of damage in his body, and plus will bring them to do a body check up...and if her husband is trying to stop smoking, she will try her best to help him out.

Mumbling din help in any situation...."Action speak louder thn words" (hehe...Norman do u think this sentences very familiar?)
Think backwards, if our mom mumbling us everyday....
How do we feel??
The feeling tht we feel, it is how, husband will feel...
Before marriage, he always being mumble by his own mom...
After marriage, he always being mumble by 2 woman (Mom and Wife)....
Tht's y...there are so many diamond gold (Single) guy around the world....
Reason of ????????????????
One of it, should be, WOMAN....

Haha.....
Btw, it is juz my own opinion....No defense...
Cos i m a lady too....

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Smart Me + Smart Woman = The Joker Smart Me + Dumb Woman = The King
Dumb Me + Smart Woman = The Bishop Dumb Me + Dumb Woman = The Donkey
Smart Boss + Smart Me = Tax & Gold
Smart Boss + Dumb Me = The Pawn
Dumb Boss + Smart Me = Mutiny
Dumb Boss + Dumb Me = The Castle
I will pay nothing for a $1.00 item I need.
I only pay $1.00 for a $2.00 value item that I do not need.(Plus eXxxxTra stuff!!! Wahahaha)
I only worries about the future with perseverance, till I hav financial freedom & automate income.
I never worries about the future when I hav a understanding gf lik U (Baby)
A successful me, is one who makes more money & invest smartly & diversify the profit & make more money!.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.(hmmm.. AGREE 110%)
To be happy with a man, you must love him a little and understand him a lot.Haha..please dont do that to me!
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.(Haha..not me! I'll try to understand u too)
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.(Haiya, we sleep & who cares bout tat?
Women somehow deteriorate overnight.(Hehehe..no comment)
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.(Hmm sounds lik me..)
A man marries a woman expecting she won't change, but she does.(Hmm scary...)
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are more willing to die.(Really, no wonder there is sooo many affairs in relationships!)
Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. (Haha not looking forward to!!!)